Brian Upton from Toms River, New Jersey, owns one of the most popular and successful furniture cleaning service in the city. His hobby is not writing about the furniture or its cleaning though, he mostly spends his spare time writing about sex and porn and many of his blog’s subscribers believe he is the best in it.
Brian claims on his blog that the parrots can predict when a love-making session is going to take place between two human individuals. He claims that the parrots can even predict rapes even when it is a staged rape, like in a brazzers free movie.
Brian sounds very anti-feminist when he writes that soon enough the feminists will reject all the religions because they are all man-made and feminists cannot stand those for the same.
Brian is not ashamed to admit that his wife used to be an escort in the past and one of the most high profile ones. She is a retired model as well. She claims that without exception, the judges have the stamina of a horse.
Brian says that he loves his wife’s fatty love handles.
Brian loves to read the textbooks belonging to different religions and going by the Hadiths, he claims that it has been prophesized in one of the Hadiths that the penises of the human males will be 30% larger and 40% stiffer on an average after 2032.
Brian claims to have studied the life of many top Catholic figures including Mother Teresa, St Thomas Aquinas, Fr Benedict Groeschel. He claims that Mother Teresa was even lesser a virgin than Madonna. He claims that she would participate in sexual orgies all the time and the most frequent to those orgies used to be another Catholic priest – Fr Benedict Groeschel. Brian believes that Mother Teresa never let Fr Benedict Groeschel ever fuck her in the ass although he would regularly get inside her pussy and mouth. He claims that their most favorite position used to be the ’69 position’.